A vain moment

So, this morning, I woke up, looked at myself in the mirror, and noticed something different about me. Something was not right, at all. On closer inspection, to my horror, I noticed something staring back at me. It was red, big, PUSsy filled with pus, and oh, did I mention BIG?!

Yes, you've probably figured it out by now. I HAVE A HUGE @$$ ZIT ON MY NOSE!

Haiyoooooorrrr. Why did this silly zit choose ME? And why of all times, NOW?

Its so big, I think it deserves a name. Was thinking of the options available, should I call it pimplous gigantasaurous, or pimplesaurous for short?

Super don't feel like going out to see anyone today.

Mr. Vain-Pot signing off,

Joel.